tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5161647548483453558.post7217099640337414231..comments2024-02-10T01:03:07.030-08:00Comments on Samantha Clark cuts it out!: My Adventure with The OnionSamantha Clarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12829821866274789260noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5161647548483453558.post-64322482816656229022011-10-26T19:04:47.724-07:002011-10-26T19:04:47.724-07:00All right, it's settled. I'm going to my ...All right, it's settled. I'm going to my new work at The Onion on Monday. And I'll bring Timbits so they'll like me and wear my "first day" dickey so they'll think I'm professional and I'll just make jokes about Matt and Joan and Bob and they'll think I've worked there a long time. It's so simple!<br /><br />Dan, blogspot is doing a new photo-viewing format where a black box opens with the pic that you clicked on. You should see "View Original" next to the picture--try clicking that and then clicking once more to zoom in. Hopefully that should help. If not, I can always email you the letters if you'd still like to see them!<br /><br />Zak, you forget that I'm already a published author. I've had several newsletters and employee memos printed at work. One even had an eggnog recipe that I made up all by myself. Didn't even test it!<br /><br />Papya, could the onion dress be ready for my first Casual Friday? I would also like to wear an onion on my belt.Samantha Clarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12829821866274789260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5161647548483453558.post-8261136587034938732011-10-25T18:57:40.513-07:002011-10-25T18:57:40.513-07:00I could make a new outfit for your first day on th...I could make a new outfit for your first day on the job made out of onion skins. I am sure grandma would set aside politics (and her severe allergy to onions) for an hour or 2 (two) and help. If they don't like it- the outfit would be perfect for ANTM or the Canadian version of Project Runway.Papya2429https://www.blogger.com/profile/17324097065416119350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5161647548483453558.post-70129848083205260642011-10-25T16:28:29.200-07:002011-10-25T16:28:29.200-07:00i feel like i just read a little novella and agree...i feel like i just read a little novella and agree with velvet, you should just take a desk there, the onion needs better writers and you deserve to be published already.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00186545470293879623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5161647548483453558.post-18200211833178406732011-10-25T16:21:18.483-07:002011-10-25T16:21:18.483-07:00Sorry Sam, but my I couldn't read the letters,...Sorry Sam, but my I couldn't read the letters, print was too small. Anybody else have that problem? Or maybe it's just my 8 yearold laptop. Hmmm.<br /><br />Dan MurphyDan Murphynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5161647548483453558.post-66840524821060736752011-10-25T09:49:06.598-07:002011-10-25T09:49:06.598-07:00Maybe you should just show up to work. Clear a des...Maybe you should just show up to work. Clear a desk for yourself, show them what you're made of. By the end of day, your degrading but hilarious jokes will win you a permanent spot in their Onion hearts.Velvetdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10989098618079039621noreply@blogger.com