Thursday, February 24, 2011

OMG Bday GG!

Can it be? Can it really be?!

Yes, everyone: the rumors are true.



Obviously I will be doing a mega blogpost ASAP with an in-depth look at this miraculous event, complete with (imagined) interviews with Post, a Great Grains photoshoot and a previously unseen monologue (/diatribe) that I had penned to Post urging the fair sale of Great Grains. It is 45 pages long and has been described (possibly by myself) as "THE must read for 2011."

I know, I know. I should have had this mega blogpost done by now. My mission in life has been accomplished; why the hell haven't I written about it yet?! I hope you don't think I've grown lazy and self-satisfied now that I have my Great Grains, lounging on the couch drizzling crunchy pecan clusters over myself whilst singing victory hymns. This happened only once (1 time) before my roommates made me stop. Whatever. In my heart, I know that I'm not "creepy."

In defense of my late blogging, I will say that today is my birthday. So that's obviously been keeping me busy the entire month of February. I've also been busy winning $750.00 in a Dodgeball Nation tournament with my sexy team, the Devil Bats.


2 hott 2 handle.

I'm also wearing a party dress and birthday hat at work today, but that's a whole other mega blogpost. Let us all celebrate this momentous occasion by eating at least three (3) bowls of Canadian Great Grains! I've already had five (5)! SO MANY GRAINS!

This is truly the happiest day of my life, never to be topped.*

*until Joss Whedon and Charmian Carr finally reply to my goddamn fan mail.


  1. Happy Birthday you AmeriCanadian!

    What a day!

  2. Truly a day for celebration!

  3. What a great blogpost this is!

    I particularly enjoyed the - possibly by myself small font part.

    Very Sam Clarkesque.

    Happy birthday Sam!

  4. BEST. DAY. EVER! Congrats Sam! YOU DID IT!!

    And happy birthday you sexy, grainy, beast.

  5. Hip Hip Hoorrayyyyyy! You go girl.

  6. Thank you, thank you, all of you! This is a victory for every one of us. I really couldn't have done this without you guys, what with your petition signatures, your motivating comments to me and your threatening notes to Post.

    What can I say, I love you all.